Kelsey Grammer has admitted that his solution to cheating on his ex-wife was to get his new wife's name tattooed on his crotch.
The 63-year-old Frasier star got married for the fourth time back in 2011 after "stepping out" on his then-wife of 13 years Camille with another blonde woman called Kayte.
It was a time before newly separated celebrities started assuring everyone who cared that they "remained the best of friends", so gossip mags went ham on every gross, TMI detail.
Anyway, cut to 2018 and Grammer is still married to Kayte due, he says, to his unique method of staying faithful AKA literally being branded with her name.
"If ever, I maybe thought a peccadillo outside the marriage was a good idea, that whoever might be... you know... would read that this particular piece was already signed," he said on US TV show Conan.
Unsurprisingly, his wife encouraged him to have the work done.
Let's hope it does what it's supposed to do because we can't imagine wife number five being as happy about the deal as Kayte is.