Broadband Repair Men Wearing "Virgin" T-Shirts Accidentally Drop In On A "Milf Monday" Orgy

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Broadband Repair Men Wearing "Virgin" T-Shirts Accidentally Drop In On A "Milf Monday" Orgy The IT Crowd

Two broadband repair men found themselves right in the middle of a low-grade porno after accidentally dropping in on an orgy last week.

The unnamed blokes had been called out to the Townhouse Swingers' Club in the UK to fix up their internet and phone service - insert joke about poor connections here - without realising that a Grand National-themed party was being held at the time.

After being let into the building, the Virgin Media men quickly realised that there were quite a few women in their undies and no man seemed to be dressed in anything more than a towel.

According to The Sun, the two guys rolled up their sleeves and did what they were sent to do, ignoring the repeated offers to join in on the "Milf Monday Grand National" party going on around them.

"I keep laughing about the Virgin Media men," one club member said online afterwards. "They didn't know where to look."

Another had possibly our favourite take on the whole debacle: "Love the irony that they were wearing t-shirts with 'Virgin' on."

Even Virgin Media got in on the gag, with a spokesperson saying: "We're glad to hear our engineers avoided any horseplay and went the extra furlong by carrying out the repairs in a professional manner."

A bit of digging reveals that the Townhouse Swingers Club was set up in 2005 and promises a "no-pressure environment" for customers to "explore [their] sexual fantasies and broaden [their] horizons".

Their "Milf Monday" events run once a month - between 10.30am and 3.30pm, just in time for school pick-up - with this particular Grand National party advertised for "all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride!"

 

 

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